1. Olympic Peninsula here we come

    August 16, 2015
    Posted on February 5, 2016

    We woke up fairly late seeing as how everyone else was already cleaning up after having breakfast. For better or for worse, the burning desire for adventure meant that we were going for the nearest exit out of the country. Some have advised us to take the ferries to get from Vancouver to the Olympic Peninsula in Washington (where we wanted to explore the eponymous National Park), but I try not to take ferries unnecessarily, not when there are less sickening options. It would have made more sense if we stayed on Vancouver Island for a bit, but that would have to wait until next time.

    The border guard grilled us a little more than usual. Something about our free spirited demeanour did not sit well with him. Hearing how long we intend to travel for, the border guard asked me if I have a job. And how did I get that much time off. Prioritizing, that’s how. The forklift operator at AC Cargo was saying how he will do something like this when he retires, because he will have all the time in the world then. Makes me cringe. Some things I do have all the time in the world for: like fixing software bugs. Those things, yes, there is no rush to do. I might get to do that some time this year. If I’m bored.

    We decided to get some supplies. The ride to Walmart in Bellingham was uneventful, visit to it – overwhelming. A wonderful place where you can buy denaturated alcohol, chain lube, prepaid SIM cards, and milk all in one place. But if you’re doing it for the first time, you’re gonna need a whole team of assistants to figure it out. Which I did. Thanks guys.

    Enjoyed some tasty food at Brandywine Kitchen in Bellingham and thanks to their wifi we installed our sim cards


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  2. A boat, a plane and two motorcycles

    August 15, 2015
    Posted on January 14, 2016

    Similar to a fish floating in a toilet bowl, this west coast adventure was floating in our minds and couldn’t quite get flushed. [M’s note: How is it fucking similar?] Much like the most of you folks, we kept planning, but something always got in the way; mechanical problems, brain problems, sometimes a mix. This year we were haunted by the ghost in the carburator that would cause the bike to stall. Problems were particularly evident in the winter so we hoped that by going to the sunny California in the summer we’d stay out of trouble 🙂

    Fully loaded, we rode our motorcycles to the Air Canada Cargo warehouse on a breezy Thursday night. We had to disconnect the bikes’ batteries, but all other crating and handling was left for Air Canada employees to do. The hardest part was waiting for the right people to process the paperwork in the mostly empty warehouse.

    Packed, weighted, inspected, accepted!

    One Friday and one 5 hour flight later we were sitting in a rather quiet food court of the Vancouver airport and eating our second breakfast. Having spent so much time and energy preparing for this trip we were relieved to be away from home, away from all the familiar things. There was this calm realization that even if we forgot something, it hardly matters any more. There can be nothing more to worry about. This was officially over the rainbow and all anxiety was left behind.

    We walked to the cargo terminal and a forklift brought out the bikes. Not a scratch on them! [M’s note: at least no new ones.] The forklift operator used to ride a bike too, along the Pacific coast to the States. Had some advice about campsites and stories, which I’m not going to share because if you must know, you’ll have to go to the Air Canada cargo warehouse in YVR yourself.

    Unpacking is easy. Hook up the battery, hit the throttle, and go!

    I don’t want to tell you about the Orcas we went to see either, because the Orcas were pissed off and the whole ordeal of whale watching seemed disrespectful to the animals [M’s note: it seemed better in Newfoundland]. Obviously there were some Italian tourists yelling how they want to get closer and how this isn’t worth the money, I totally agree with them. They should have gotten closer and dropped a couple of them tourists in the water, it would have been more educational. Here are a couple of blurry pictures of wildlife seen from the boat.

    Bald eagles have several nests around the pier, and really like the high vantage points. We spotted several adult birds and one “baby” eagle – which was not a whole lot smaller, but grey in colour instead of the iconic white and brown.

    Lazy sea lion pretending to be asleep. The bell above him kept ringing all the time, but at least he is safe from the carnivorous orcas.

    Finally we spotted two groups of transient orcas. A group of 4 and a group of 5. The orcas kept their distance and did their best to not impress us. The tour guide in the meantime was entertaining us with trivia about the animals. Did you know that each killer whale’s dorsal fin is uniquely shaped and can act as an ID? Each boat in the area carries a thick folder with photos of every orca ever spotted. Tour boats and fishermen all track which whales have been spotted, where and when, and help marine biologists do their whale-related science.

    In a few minutes I will doze off and have weird dreams about orcas on motorcycles. It was actually rather cozy to sleep on the boat, cuddled into the warm hooded suit. Assuming you did not suffer from motion sickness, of course.

    We originally hoped to pitch a tent in a fellow ADVrider’s backyard, but that fell through, so we stayed at a nearby campground. But hey, at least we got to have awesome seafood at the pier twice that day! Fish and chips, followed by chips and fish.

    We decided to load up on groceries and head to our camp site. Considering we packed a fridge and a sink, we had no space to put the groceries so I carried the bags on my hands. On a freeway. At night. I was not amused. I asked my trusty partner in the field of navigation to never do that again. We camped in this lame RV place where we managed to unpack and make some tea [M’s note: the most awful campsite was yet to come].

    Dinner by the pier. Some people take photos of the pretty food on their just-served plates. I always end up with photos of messy 90% eaten leftovers.


  3. Lazy days in the Azores

    September 12-15, 2014
    Posted on October 30, 2015

    The sunny island of Santa Maria is quiet and days there can be very uneventful. Which is kind of a good thing.

    On Friday, the oddity of the day was meeting a guy from Brazil on Praia Formosa, and chatting with him a little bit in English, and a little bit in Russian. We distracted him enough that he missed the oncoming high tide and his bag got thoroughly soaked in sea water.

    Quintessential Santa Maria landscape: green pastures, blue ocean and white chimneys.

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  4. The Mountain and the Red Desert

    September 11, 2014
    Posted on June 7, 2015

    As quiet as the island of Santa Maria is, it’s got a rather respectable amount of points of interest per km2. Aside from the ocean, it has a mountain peak, Pico Alto, measuring a whole 586 m. Hey, it’s still taller than Curaçao’s Christoffelberg or anything in the direct vicinity of the flatland that is Toronto. More curiously, Santa Maria is home to a red desert known as Barreiro da Faneca. Unique in the Azores, this landscape makes you double check if you have been accidentally teleported to Mars. Who wouldn’t want to ride a scooter on Mars?

    The surreal landscape of Barreiro da Faneca.

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